I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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