the condom got lost in my hair
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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