College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
