ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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