I hate your face
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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