38 yer olds are good kisserssss
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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