I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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