How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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