wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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