I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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