return my video game
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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