I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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