Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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