Ambien. No doubt about it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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