wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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