She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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