this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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