I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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