ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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