I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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