I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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