Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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