those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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