I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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