I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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