plz talk dirty to me
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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