his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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