I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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