I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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