I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Randomize
