so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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