I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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