I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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