I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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