After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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