all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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