Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Im part way to drunk.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
