Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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