these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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