I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
