Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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