ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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