There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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