is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
