My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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