I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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