Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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