Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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