Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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