and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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