Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's shark week go big or go home
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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