I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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